Like a (blogger) virgin...typed for the very first time

Well, I'm a "noob" to this whole blogger thing. So I just decided, randomly, to create an account at Blogger to further my odd adventures, senseless rants, and angst upon the sad lonely people of the Midwest (I apologize to any sad, lonely people from the Midwest who happen to stumble upon this ol' blog). Seeing as this is my first blog on Blogger, and how nothing has provoked me to write at the moment, this will be a short blog. This will just seem to serve as my short "welcome" to the one person who mistakenly strolls onto this blog, and might take the time to read a paragraph or so.