Prom, '06

Ahh yes. Saturday was the giant teen hormonal orgy, also known as prom. Well, the day started well enough, to spare you the tedious details, I did my "hur" (using my inheret super gay powers, of course), got into my tux, and was picked up by Stef. We got there and made blaitently offensive jokes about mexicans/cowboys/old people and continued our way to dance the night away. Prom was mainly spent by Stef and I dancing like retards and having a hell of a time. Seriously, we were the most awesome people there. While all the ghetto chicks were dancing having public sex, we were doing our "cheesy white people" moves. We're so awesome. Aww, there i saw Carlos :). He looked super studly and hot in his tux. I have a super homo-flamer boy crush on him, unfortunatley I don't think it will go past that :(. He saw me and walked over to us. So we talked, while Stef sucked the helium out of a ballon. Now that I look back on it, I really should've not been so dumb and asked him to dance. I'm still kicking myself for not doing so. Well, anyways, Prom was awesome, Stefanie and I are awesome, not asking Carlos to dance was not awesome, our dance moves were awesome, pissing off ghetto chicks with said dance moves was awesome.

After Prom Me, Stef, Annie, Amy, and erm...Amy's date went bowling which, oddly, played way better music than the dj at Prom. We then went to Denny's yet this was hurried due to the fact that I had to be home by 2, and Stef's eagerness to go have sex (makeout) with her new boyfriend, Sean. So yeah. I got home and fell asleep to some guy selling colon cream on the tv.
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Talent show, dirty ho's, and who else knows

Why hello, non-existent readers! Today was a pretty much "meeh" day. Nothing more than me putting up with school, the usual. But, today was the day of the Sophomore Talent Show. Wow, it sucked BAD. I went with Stefanie (shes awesome, and will probably be in many blogs to come) and we basically just made fun of everyone that went up. Like immature 12-year olds--we're going to hell, unfortunately. I felt kind of bad laughing at them, and I was trying my best to be polite and not bust out laughing. I know, I'm an asshole. We sat by Stef's friend who had a cute guy there. Of course, I didn't say anything, I'm pretty sure Stef is still "iffy" about my being gay. But, I will explain that some other time. Well, like halfway trough we decided to leave and go "hang" at the mall. It was basically the same thing we do everyday--being retards, messing with random stuff in stores, and air hockey. WHICH, by the way, I so almost won. So, Stef needed to get her schedule, and we went to McDonald's (were she works). Last, we went to Best Buy, and played, horribly, Guitar Hero. Thus, ending our loser-ass time together. And here I am, blogging, being my usual loser self.

Like a (blogger) virgin...typed for the very first time

Well, I'm a "noob" to this whole blogger thing. So I just decided, randomly, to create an account at Blogger to further my odd adventures, senseless rants, and angst upon the sad lonely people of the Midwest (I apologize to any sad, lonely people from the Midwest who happen to stumble upon this ol' blog). Seeing as this is my first blog on Blogger, and how nothing has provoked me to write at the moment, this will be a short blog. This will just seem to serve as my short "welcome" to the one person who mistakenly strolls onto this blog, and might take the time to read a paragraph or so.