Screw Hezbollah, I've got a queer to blog about!

I feel like such an E! news reporter. Let the superficiality wash over. What I'm talking about is the recent delve into the personal life of 90's boy-bander (banger), Lace Bass. Apparently he's gay. I mean come on, is anyone really shocked? I think it was blatantly obvious that at least one of the N*Sync members enjoyed the half naked synchronized gyrations more than the others. Personally, I'm looking forward to the N*Sync reunion tour with Lance Bass in drag singing Madonna and Cher. Now, that, I would pay tickets to see. Anyhoo, good for you, Lance; nice to know the cute one is gay.

In other 90's pop star news ...

I have just heard Justin Timberlake's new single, "SexyBack", and I love it. Given, the lyrics have about as much substance as a Brittany Spears interview, but who cares? It's much like gum: having no nutritional value whatsoever, but fun to chew anyways. I'm also pleased to see Justin has given up his seemingly never ending quest to be black. Good thing too. I swear, if I see him wear that damn fedora to the side one more time, I will personally take it off his head and burn it.

P.S. Unrelated question: What should I name my blog? Any suggestions?